That’s not for this blog though and I probably shouldn’t talk about corn either. Ok so now that you’ve blown apart her first defense line let’s get down to her fears: poop and pain. It’s much farther up, beyond the reach of your penis (unless your name is John Holmes). If it would make her more comfortable then afford her that luxury. Now for the active role—there are three things that you will always find in a porn set bathroom: douches, baby wipes, and enemas. A harmonious blow job puts your lips in near or direct contact with the top of the fist you’ve made around his shaft, and everything moves together. I don’t know much about porn, people always laugh at me because I am a pervert but whenever they drop porn names, I am always at a loss, because I am more into amateur shit, you know like seeing some college slut sucking off her ex boyfriend before cheating on him and forcing him to share the shit with the world to jerk off to kind of shit, but I know that porn is a big deal, I know that people fall in love with these girls who are generally plastic and disgusting, like raped strippers with a meth addiction, but every once in a while, girls like Bree Olson and Kayden Kross come out of the industry, and who are hot and seem to be havin’ fun with the whole porn thing, and don’t seem like battered, victims of abuse, trying to make ends meet.There is even an extra little valve between your penis and the poop that plays gatekeeper. Your goal is a penis in the bum and compromise is key. Porn chicks wash every orifice that they intend to use before any shoot. The hand covers what the mouth couldn’t get to and the mouth keeps everything lubricated. The slow twisting motion that everyone seems to talk about is not urban legend. This is a video of them having a marshmallow eating competition, I’m sure it’s not the first time they fill their mouths up together, but probably the first time no vaginainvolved, because these girls always dyke out together, but it’s a weird video, weird concept, I’m gonna post the shit because seeing girls spit shit up is hot to me, especially when I have to watch my wife swallow pretty much everything in sight, because she is fat.She may have started out as a precocious kid actress but Taylor Momsen landed the role of a lifetime as front woman for the Pretty Reckless.An alluring entertainer with a pliable voice that will send thrills and chills down your spine, Momsen is the charming star of this hard rock show that includes three daring dudes who bring the heavy metal essentials -- guitarist Ben Phillips, bassist Mark Damon and drummer Jamie Perkins.Taylor Momsen is allegedly obsessed with fire, leaving her The Pretty Reckless bandmates 'stunned' by her bad habit to set random objects alight.Guitarist Gossip Girl actress goes 'too far' with her fire obsession claiming: "Taylor loves setting things on fire, so this is great.Taylor thinks we're some rock 'n' roll bada*ses." "In the studio, there was this pit where the owner would burn stuff.
Ben: The record took, probably, the same amount of time as it would for a regular record but, with her schedule, we were doing 8pm-4am or 12am-7am. Ben: We're all in a band together, and have been playing together since we were twelve, we're part of a band called 'Famous'. ATP: At the end of 2009, you put the song 'Make Me Wanna Die' online. Taylor: It was the first song we wrote for the record, it was the start of the record, and so it seemed like a great first single as it sets the vibe for the record. ATP: You just played this year's Bamboozle Festival. Taylor: We had technical problems, and I almost threw up during one of the songs because I got heat stroke on stage.ATP: What made you want to sign with Interscope records? Ben: I think the guys involved definitely created a buzz, so it became the swan song for the rest of the record, and everyone liked it. I seem to have bad luck with health and technicalities, but besides that, it was great!We just wanted to make an epic song with lots of parts and movements and things. I thought it was a cool track, but never thought they would want to use it as a single. ATP: How did it end up on the soundtrack to 'Kick Ass'? We met a bunch of fans at the merch booth, and the crowd was a lot of fun.He produced the record and my musicians play on the record; it became the band. I met with Kato, we were working together; then met Ben, ended up writing the whole record together, and here we are now.Taylor has been writing and playing since she was a kid, and was getting to the point where she wanted to release a record; luckily we caught her on her "upswing" of artistic movements. ATP: Everyone knows you in the public eye from your role in TV's ‘Gossip Girl.’ What are people's reactions, when seeing you in The Pretty Reckless?